Haz | Wise-cracking Ringleader

About Me
My name is Haz | Wise-cracking Ringleader. I'm a 13-year-old boy.
Birthday

My birthday is
June 7, 2011.
Geography
Spirit Doppelganger

Jimmy Kimmel

Species

Common Squirrel Monkey

Arrival Date

11/14/18

Background

Former Lab

Personality

Wise-cracking Ringleader

Favorite Food Wish List

Unshelled Nuts

Monkey Comfort & Play Wish List

Emerald City Gift list

My Story

 

H A Z 

 The Journey to Jungle Friends

When Hazard arrived at Jungle Friends Primate Sanctuary, he did so in historic fashion—alongside 25 fellow squirrel monkeys that were part of the first-ever troop retired from FDA nicotine studies—a milestone that even caught the attention of CNN. The spotlight, it seems, suits him. After years in a lab, Hazard has embraced his new role as the undisputed ringleader of a trio known for their wisecracking antics and boisterous behavior.

Affectionately known as “Haz,” he’s a natural-born performer with a penchant for turning any moment into a spectacle. Whether he’s making rude noises, tossing biscuits across the room, or emphasizing his comedic delivery with a jump up and down on his bouncy perch or coffee can swing.

Haz exudes a rebellious charm, a cheeky “So what if I did!” attitude that keeps everyone on their toes. He’s the classic trickster, enjoying nothing more than stirring the pot with a good old-fashioned “cry wolf” routine several times a day. His antics may raise a few eyebrows, but they’re all part of his endearing personality that has made him a beloved character at Jungle Friends.

With a flair for the dramatic and a gift for mischief, Haz isn’t just a monkey—he’s a one-monkey comedy show, keeping spirits high and laughter loud at his forever home.

Jimmy Kimmel is Haz's spirit doppelganger because they share a love for mischief and humor. Like Kimmel, Haz is a natural entertainer, always ready with a prank or playful antic to keep his admirers laughing. Both are charismatic and thrive on keeping everyone around them engaged with their unpredictable and bold behavior. Despite their playful troublemaking, they have a warmth and charm that make them endearing, ensuring that their mischief is always taken in good fun. Haz and Kimmel remind us that a little laughter can go a long way in brightening our day.

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Haz's face when someone says it's not playtime... Who are they kidding?

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That look when Haz is plotting his next big prank—trouble is definitely brewing!

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From lab life to the good life, Haz knows how to live it up at Jungle Friends!

 

 

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Exotic Jungle

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Free To Be Me

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